Not like that at all
I'm thinking this picture of CoCo is more my speed
I'll be a professional bulldog walker, with a 4 dog maximum.
Basically I might actually be horrible at this job. But who doesn't love to get 'out of the office' every once and a while. And bullies are my favorite lazy dogs, so we'd make a perfect companion.
So, yup. This is where all of my brain cells went last night. Of course, after I lost half of them watching Real Housewives of New Jersey. Which I can sum up for you in three words:
Bishes be cray